Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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