I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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