So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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