He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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