Small penises have feelings too.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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