Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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