I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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