Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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