a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dear god my vagina.
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