I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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