you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
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