So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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