do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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