Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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