My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
never play flip cup with pint glasses
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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