How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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