I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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