I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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