We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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