i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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