if i can run in heels then i can drive
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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