she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
