NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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