My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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