I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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