I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
