i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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