dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Damn victory sex feels great
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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