Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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