my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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