you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
barbara walters just said penis...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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