ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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