Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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