oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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