i think i have herpe
just one?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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