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Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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