if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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