I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
we should paint friendship bongs
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