look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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