Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
