He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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