we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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