I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
this will be a night to untag.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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