we're chasing vodka with high fives
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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