one word: firstdatebathroomanal
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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