I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.