How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I wish i was in the wii world.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.