yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.