as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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