Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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