You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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