what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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