if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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