Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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