Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Dignity is for republicans.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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