i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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