They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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