You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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